Bess: You met a weirdo who has an obvious affinity for ghost kidnappings during the course of your investigation of a ghost kidnapping. And you didn't tell anyone? Ned, say something to uncrazy your girlfriend!
Ned: Don't... be that way?
Bess: Not compelling, Ned.
Ned: Should I say it like you would?
Bess: If that's what it takes.
Ned: Nancy, your newfound buddyship with that baddie basement dweller is freaking me out!
Bess: I have trained you well.

(c) Ghost of Thornton Hall